No sentimental crap from me. Some crazy whore did what a wagon was never meant to do: 4-wheel drift through an intersection, killing SlowTEC and skewering my happiness. So some of the afterthoughts of this accident are maybe I should track down and kill her, maybe I should slaughter her family for taking away my happiness, but the sudden freedom of knowing I might be able to find a better SlowTEC keeps me from it... barely. CRAZY WENCHES DESERVE TO DIE!
Next time you see a white Subaru wagon, you need to do a 180 on the road and friggin haul, she's just out to get you. However, this experience does successfully set me up for jokes about women drivers.
And Haskell I always hated you... I always hated you the most. Asian wench.
1 comment:
i take heart in the fact that you will die from a heart attack any minute now.
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